Former Cast Member
Fuzzy Wuzzy was the entertainment
world's preeminent interviewer of
celebrities. His sarcastic nature and
accompanying laugh created many
problems for the diminutive grey
sock puppet. Most notorious of all on-
camera incidents was Fuzzy's
interview with famed actor Sean
Connery. During that horrific episode
Fuzzy verbally harassed Mr. Connery
relentlessly, on topics ranging from
his acting ability, his wrinkles and his
diminishing sexual prowess. Finally
Connery snapped and physically
attacked Fuzzy during the live taping,
choking him and poking him in the
eyes so viciously that even
ophthalpuppamological surgery failed
to properly reattach them. Fuzzy
Wuzzy's illustrious career ended. He
spent a lonely, brief retirement in the
upper left drawer of Lee Godden's
bedroom dresser, before ultimately
dying from holiness.